Forty Signs that You Might Be Canadian
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12. You’re not sure if the leader of your nation has ever had sex and you don’t want to know if he has!
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30. You are excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada.
31. You make a mental note to talk about it at work the next day.
A Canadian is someone who…
(…) When given a compliment, always look behind to see for whom it is intended.
(…) In a restaurant, apologizes for not being ready to order at the waiter’s convenience.
(…) Says “Hi” to anyone walking a dog.
Goes to hot-tub parties where people wear bathing suits.
(Wrote during George V reign, when prohibition was in effect in United States but not in Canada.)
Four and twenty Yankees, feeling very dry,
Went across the border to get a drink of rye.
When the rye was opened, the Yanks began to sing,
“God bless America, but God save the King.”