There is nothing more cringe-worthy than adults trying to relate to younger generation.
“We is safe…and we is sound.”
Especially when the adults in question all work in local government and would probably class the misuse of an apostrophe as the ultimate rebellion.
What Dennis and my dad do have in common is a conviction that they’re always right. In my boyfriend’s case, that’s true. He’s incredibly well read, and shares my love of statistics: in a dangerous world, statistics keep you safe.