Janet Evanovich

"Boy, nothing fun ever happens to me," Leona said. "I've never had a car bombed or anything."
"But you work at a bank," I told her. "That's pretty cool. And you have kids. Kids are the best." Okay, so I fibbed a little about the kids. I didn't want her to feel bad. I mean we can't all be lucky enough to have a hamster.