Stephen Fry

Cambridge counsillors love the word 'park'. It is the one thing you can't actually do in the town, so they use the word everywhere. Cambridge was just about the first place ever to offer Park'n'Ride buses. It boasts a Science Park, Business Parks and of course the late lamented Bike Parks. I shouldn't wonder if by the turn of the century we have Sex Parks and Internet Parks and Shop Parks and perhaps, as a wild throw, Park Parks with swings and slides.