David Duchovny

I went off to see if I could find some coffee. I’d heard Turkish coffee was the best and strongest in the world. How do I take my coffee? Well, the milk looks tempting, but you people pasteurize it and that takes out all the flavor. And what’s with this low-fat and 2 person crap? The fat in the milk is what we live for. You humans are funny, constantly thinking about eating and trying to look like you never eat at the same time.