Lynsay Sands

"I can't believe you wrote all that. Where do you get all those ideas?" She grimaced. "That's probably a stupid question, huh?"
"Nah. Someone I know thinks that, but honestly, it's a good question. I just don't have a good answer, I'm afraid."
That "someone" he referred to was me, and I didn't really appreciate being delegated to a non-specific pronoun. The appropriate designation would have been, "My stunningly brilliant and beautiful girlfriend whom I adore beyond all reason..."