Dyane Léger

Well well well, let me tell you, Oogie Boogie Man,
by the looks of this escalating chaos,
no propane-powered Zamboni will reflatten the surface of this ice rink.
No vulcanized-rubber firehose will suffice to contain this blazing inferno.
And no smoke-jumping firefightin’ squad team coupled with law-abiding,
clean-shaven, after-shaved Mister Percy will be able to rescue
our oxygen-deprived Mam’zelle.