Ellen Degeneres

If you go to the elevator by yourself, you push the button, you wait for the elevator to come, the elevator doesn't come. You push the button six more times. Like that's helping. As if the elevator's thinking, "Oh, a half dozen people are there now. I better hurry. I thought it was just that one woman. I was resting. Oh no, I..., I could lose my job! I could become stairs!"