Ellen Degeneres

"Aunt Ellen, tell us a story." It's so cute when the kids from the neighborhood drop on by.
They just love to hear me spin a tale. It's either that or they love that I buy liquor for them no matter how young they are. You've got to learn to drink sometime, so it might as well be with someone you can trust.
"Please, Aunt Ellen, please tell us a story," Little Tori pleaded between sips of her Margarita.