Citation de Mondaye
*lettre de Mat à Elayne. Les mots entre [ ] sont barrés dans la version originale
Your Royal Bloody Pain in My Back,
We're bloody waiting here to talk to you, and we're getting [angry] perturbed. (That means angrys.) Thom says that you're a queen now, but I figure that changes nothing, sense you acted like a queen all the time anyway. Don't forget that I [carried] halled your pretty little backside out of a hole un Tear, but you acted like a queen then, so I guess I don't know why I'm suprised now that you act like one when you really are a queen.
So I', thinking I should treat you like a bloody Queen and send you a bloody ;etter and all, speaking with high talk and getting you attention. I even used my ring as a signet, like it was [paper] proper. So here is my formal salutation. so BLOODY STOP TURNING ME AWAY so we can talk. I need your bellfounders. It's bloody important.
-- Mat
PS: Salutation means greeting
p.p.s : Don't mind the scratched out words and bad spellings, I was going to rewritte this letter but Thom is laffing so hard at me that I want to be done.
p.p.s Don't mind calling your backside pretty. I hardly ever spent any time looking t it,as I am awarness that you'd pull my eyes out if you saw me. Beside I'm married now, so that all doesn't matter.
Your Royal Bloody Pain in My Back,
We're bloody waiting here to talk to you, and we're getting [angry] perturbed. (That means angrys.) Thom says that you're a queen now, but I figure that changes nothing, sense you acted like a queen all the time anyway. Don't forget that I [carried] halled your pretty little backside out of a hole un Tear, but you acted like a queen then, so I guess I don't know why I'm suprised now that you act like one when you really are a queen.
So I', thinking I should treat you like a bloody Queen and send you a bloody ;etter and all, speaking with high talk and getting you attention. I even used my ring as a signet, like it was [paper] proper. So here is my formal salutation. so BLOODY STOP TURNING ME AWAY so we can talk. I need your bellfounders. It's bloody important.
-- Mat
PS: Salutation means greeting
p.p.s : Don't mind the scratched out words and bad spellings, I was going to rewritte this letter but Thom is laffing so hard at me that I want to be done.
p.p.s Don't mind calling your backside pretty. I hardly ever spent any time looking t it,as I am awarness that you'd pull my eyes out if you saw me. Beside I'm married now, so that all doesn't matter.
