Susan May Warren

“Your sister forgot to make your reservation? Aren't you the maid of honor?”
“I'm a fill-in temp. I was the maid of honor, then I got fired and then my replacement broke her leg in Vail. So, it's back to me.”
“Tough gig, being your sister's maid of honor. She's a real prize.”
“You have no idea. Try being her sister.”