Compilation

I was cycling home from work the other day, and as I passed a packed bus stop a woman put her hand out to stop the bus. The cyclist in front of me slapped her hand while shouting 'High Five!'
The girl, with a rather heavy Dublin accent, screamed after him, while holding her fingers in the air, 'I've only gof four fingers you bastard!'
The people at the bus stop erupted with laughter.

overheard by Pablo, bus stop outside Connolly DART Station, 9 February 2006