Cecelia Ahern

"Hi, Mum, it's me. I'm outside the house in a bus full of books and a cute guy is going to drive me to the town. I'll be back in a few hours. In case I don't come back, his name is Marcus Sandhurst, he's five foot ten, has black hair, blue eyes... Any tattoos? I asked.
He lifted his top. Ooh he was ribbed.
" He's got a Celtic cross on his lower abdomen, no chest hair and a silly smile. He likes Scarface, Coldplay and pizza, and is hoping to get into books in a big way. See you later."
I hung up and Marcus burst out laughing.
" - You know me better than most people."