Gillian Flynn

I am not interested in being set up. I need to be ambushed, caught unaware, like some sort of feral love-jackal, I'm too self-conscious otherwise. I feel myself trying to be charming, and then I try to be even more charming to make up for the fake charm, and then I've basically turned into Liza Minelli : I'm dancing in tights and sequins, begging you to love me. There's a bowler and jazz hands and lots of teeth.