Bill Watterson

CALVIN
You're taking a shower NOW? That means you're going out tonight, right?

And you haven't told ME to get cleaned up, so that means I'm staying home, right?

And if I'm staying home, that means you've gotten me a baby sitter, right? And that means you've probably hired ROSALYN, right?!?

MOM
Brilliant, Holmes.

CALVIN
AAAHHHHHH!