Colleen Hoover

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And if you've ever grown up with dreams in your
head about life, and how one of these days you would
pirate your own ship and have your own crew and that all
of the mermaids
would love
only
you?
Well, you would realize…
Like I eventually realized…
That all the good things about her?
All the beautiful?
It's not real.
It's fake.
So you keep your ocean,
I'll take the Lake.