Tim Burton

Mummy Boy

He wasn't soft and pink
with a fat little tummy;
he was hard and hollow,
a little boy mummy.

"Tell us, please, Doctor,
the reason of cause,
why our bundle of joy
is just a bundle of gauze."

"My diagnosis," he said",
"for better than worse,
is that your son is the result
of an old pharaon's curse."

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