Douglas Bader
“He was giving a talk at an upmarket girl’s school about his time as a pilot in the Second World War.
“’So there were two of the f***ers behind me, three f***ers to
my right, another f***er on the left,’ he told the audience. The headmistress went pale and interjected: ‘Ladies, the Fokker was a German aircraft.’
Sir Douglas replied: ‘That may be madam, but these f***ers were
in Messerschmitts’.”