T. J. Klune

“The meeting to get Gordo laid can now commence."

[...]

"Okay. Based upon our criteria of being hairy and big and wolfish and knowing about how Gordo uses Force lightning because he's pretty much a Jedi-"

I furiously choked down foam.

"-that leaves us with two choices for Gordo to get laid."

"Awesome," Rico said. "That makes our job so much easier. Who are they?"

"Carter or Mark Bennett."