"It won't let me just use my own name as my username."
"Yeah, probably because about nine hundred Brendan Taggarts joined before you."
"So what shoud I use?"
"CaptainCutie69", Fox spat out.
"IGotCrabs4U", Deke supplied.
"SlipperyWhenWet."
Brendan stared. "You're all fired. Go home."