Boys that bite

My mom is so going to kill me if she finds out I'm turning into a vampire.

Look guys, I continue, I don't know what kind of sick little games you Goth kids like to play, and to tell you the truth, I don't want to know. So run along and hang out in graveyards, wish you were dead, whatever floats your little Gothic boat. But I am so out of here.

He slams a tiny fist against the desk and I stifle another giggle. I can't help it, he's just so darn cute.
- How could you, Magnus ? You worthless bah of bones ! You're useless ! Why, I should have left you to rot in that Moorish prison. I gave you eternal life. Riches beyond belief. Power beyond a mortal's imagination. And this is how you repay me ?

- Well, th-this is Sunshine McDonald, Magnus says, gesturing to me. And she has a, um, identical twin sister named Rayne.
- And I care about her family tree, why ?

At first I'm a bit creeped out as we wander through the moonlit graveyard, but then I realize the place's only real-life monster is already on my team, so I'm probably pretty safe.