The Exact Opposite of Okay

When you’ve been pals with someone for basically your whole life, you learn to decode their secret messages based on the severity of their physical violence.

“Oh yeah, that looks incredible,” I enthuse. “I’ve seen some YouTube videos. One of us will almost certainly die a gruesome death, but I’m game.”

Ajita pipes up. “Speaking as the person who will most likely die that gruesome death, I’m willing to take one for the team.”