I should start dating again.
Should I start dating again?
Yeah. I should. Except that... men. No, thank you.
He is going to ruin me for anyone else. He is going to destroy me in each and every possible way.
Cheer up, buddy. I don't think you're as doomed to a lifetime pinning as you think.
See, that's the thing I hate the most about adulting: at some point, one has to start doing it.