Jeremy Whitley

-Wait, you're weak against water, and you just have mop buckets lying around the castle ? You'd think you would... I don't know... avoid water ?
-What was I going to do, not make my servants mop my floor ? What kind of wicked princess would I be then ?

-I'm glad you didn't leave before I met you. I think Odd is much better off because of you.
-And I know I have loved our time together because I can feel it in my big new heart.
-It's good that I'm brave now, because how else could I let you go ?

And so they told Glinda the story of how Dorothy had arrived in Odd and how they had gotten to her.
Don't worry, we're skipping that part. You read all of that already.

So the tin woodsmare did exactly as the scarecrow suggested. And it worked, exactly like the sort of plan that had been made by someone with brains.

-You got all four legs and your head cut off by a magic axe ? This comic book is about to be extreme !
The editor said we couldn't illustrate this part.

A heart allows you to fall in love! Is there anything greater ?

-Weeeeeee're off to--
-Pinkie we don't have the rights to the song, just the book.
-Oh, sorry Well, can I hum it ?
-I guess so. It's a comic book. There's no way they can tell what you're humming.
-Hm hmmm hm hm hm hmmm hummm, ha hum hum hum, ha hum hum hummmmmm! Huh, unicorn doesn't fit into the chorus nearly as well.

-We'll accompany you to the edge of Breezieland!
-Sounds good.
-Weeeeee're..
-I'd really appreciate if ya didn't sing though.
-don't worry about that. Only the book's in the public domain
-We don't have the rights to any of the songs.

To the east, toward the center of Odd, is the emerald city. That's where the unicorn I told you about lives. He has many powerful magics. Perhaps he can help you too.
-Okay that sounds doable, I'm up for a bit of adventurin' in a strange land. How do I get there ?
-Simple. You just follow the yellow brick road.

Gosh, Toto. I don't think we're in ponyville anymore.

I'm going to ask the flying monkeys to take each of your companions to their new home. Then I will give it back to the flying monkeys, because no creatures should ever be kept in servitude to others.