Pelham Grenville Wodehouse

“I'm much too much the popular pet ever since I sang 'Every Nice Girl Loves A Sailor' at the village concert last year. I had them rolling in the aisles. Three encores, and so many bows that I got a crick in the back."

"Spare me the tale of your excesses," I said distantly.

"I wore a sailor suit."

"Please," I said, revolted.”