A voice crying in the wilderness

Freedom begins between the ears.

Reply to Plato: I seen horses I seen cows I haint never seen horsiness not that there bovinity neither.

The world exists for its own sake, not for ours. Swallow THAT pill!

How to Overthrow the System: brew your own beer ; kick in your Tee Vee ; kill your own beef ; build your own cabin and piss off the front porch whenever you bloody well feel like it.

What did Jesus say to the headwaiter at the Last Supper? "Separate checks, please."

Fire lookout, 1400 hours, ferocious lightening storm. Me and God. That fucker is trying to get me again, God damn him. But I got me old .357...

Society is like a stew. If you don't keep it stirred up, you get a lot of scum on top.

Nobody seems more obsessed by diet than our anti-materialist, otherworldly, New Age, spiritual types. But if the material world is merely illusion, an honest guru should be as content with Budweiser and bratwurst as with raw carrot juice, tofu and seaweed slime.