John Robert Colombo
EAN : 9780141006635
Penguin Canada (30/11/-1)
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All vital matters are up for ridicule in The Penguin Book of More Canadian Jokes, master gatherer John Robert Colombo's companion to the popular The Penguin Book of Canadian Jokes. In this second hilarious collection of jokes, riddles, puns, anecdotes, and lore, you'll find popular pokes at all things Canadian, including politics, multiculturalism, small-town life, sexual habits, our favourite national pastime -- weather watching -- and much more. This assortment is... >Voir plus
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Cette riche collection de blagues et d'anecdotes typiquement canadiennes va de la devinette aux jeux de mots, en passant par le quiproquo. Tout sauf politiquement correct.
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Forty Signs that You Might Be Canadian
(…)
12. You’re not sure if the leader of your nation has ever had sex and you don’t want to know if he has!
(…)
30. You are excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada.
31. You make a mental note to talk about it at work the next day.
(…)
12. You’re not sure if the leader of your nation has ever had sex and you don’t want to know if he has!
(…)
30. You are excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada.
31. You make a mental note to talk about it at work the next day.
A Canadian is someone who…
(…) When given a compliment, always look behind to see for whom it is intended.
(…) In a restaurant, apologizes for not being ready to order at the waiter’s convenience.
(…) Says “Hi” to anyone walking a dog.
Goes to hot-tub parties where people wear bathing suits.
(…) When given a compliment, always look behind to see for whom it is intended.
(…) In a restaurant, apologizes for not being ready to order at the waiter’s convenience.
(…) Says “Hi” to anyone walking a dog.
Goes to hot-tub parties where people wear bathing suits.
(Wrote during George V reign, when prohibition was in effect in United States but not in Canada.)
Four and twenty Yankees, feeling very dry,
Went across the border to get a drink of rye.
When the rye was opened, the Yanks began to sing,
“God bless America, but God save the King.”
Four and twenty Yankees, feeling very dry,
Went across the border to get a drink of rye.
When the rye was opened, the Yanks began to sing,
“God bless America, but God save the King.”
Saskatoon may not be the end of the world, as the saying goes, but you can see it from there.
Q. Why can’t the United States and Canada declare war on each other?
A. There would be no place for the draft dodgers to go.
A. There would be no place for the draft dodgers to go.
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