Charles Monroe Schulz

- I've never been so mad in all my life ! I went down to the store to get a Halloween mask and they were all out of them !
- Aren't they going to order any more ?
- Ha ! Are you kidding ? THEY WERE BUSY PUTTING UP CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS !

"Learn to read," they say. "Reading is the greatest thing in the world !" Then the next thing you know they want you to take books from the libraby.. But, boy, if you lose one of their ol' books. Then they wanna kill you ! I NEVER SAID I WANTED TO LEARN HOW TO READ !!!