Shopaholic on Honeymoon (Short Story)

It turns out the Guggenheim in Venice is the perfect museum! Number one: It's not really a museum, it's a house. Number two: It's got a gorgeous garden and a view over the Grand Canal. Number three: There's just the right amount of art. Enough that you can nod and go "Mmmm" and appreciate it and everything, but not so much that your eyes start to blur over and you start wanting to die.