Citations de Hervé Bourhis (169)
La sieste c’est mieux que la bande dessinée. Si tout le monde avait la possibilité de siester, l’humanité irait mieux. Si j’avais fait plus de siestes auparavant, ça ne serait peut-être pas arrivé.
Si Poutine siestait, il arrêterait probablement d’emmerder le monde. Ce n’est pas garanti, mais franchement, ça se tente.
Si Poutine siestait, il arrêterait probablement d’emmerder le monde. Ce n’est pas garanti, mais franchement, ça se tente.
Jésus aime le baseball, mais prie plutôt pour les Giants de San Francisco...
LA BAIE DE SAN FRANCISCO S'ENDORT, ET LES ANGES NE SONT PAS À LOS ANGELES, BROTHERS AND SISTERS. ILS SONT ICI.
Après une rixe, j'ai rejoint les forains itinérants. Les freaks, comme on les appelle. J'avais 17 ans. La tête d'épingle, vous connaissez ? L'avaleur de sabres ! L'homme caoutchouc ! La femme à tête de mule ! L'incroyable demi-homme, etc. C'était mes amis.
La serrure a été forcée. C'est la troisième fois ce mois-ci. Pourtant je filtre en bas, je vous assure...
LE CŒUR DE BORIS VIAN A FiNi PAR LÂCHER, QUELQUES MiNUTES APRES LE DEBUT DE LA PROJECTION DU FILM TIRÉ DE SON LIVRE,"J'IRAI CRACHER SUR VOS TOMBES"
. LE JOUR DE SON ENTERREMENT, AU CIMETIÈRE DE VILLE D'AVRAY, LES POMPES FUNEBRES ÉTAIENT EN GRÈVE. SES AMiS ONT DU METTRE EUX. MÊMES LE CERCUEIL EN TERRE.
. LE JOUR DE SON ENTERREMENT, AU CIMETIÈRE DE VILLE D'AVRAY, LES POMPES FUNEBRES ÉTAIENT EN GRÈVE. SES AMiS ONT DU METTRE EUX. MÊMES LE CERCUEIL EN TERRE.
Vous êtes qui ?
Bah... C'est moi, j'ai juste mis ma capuche.
Bah... C'est moi, j'ai juste mis ma capuche.
Supertramp ? Vous avez dit Supertramp ?
Take the long way home
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLP0y-X4uYs&ab_channel=RogerHodgson
So, you think you're a Romeo
Playing a part in a picture show
Well, take the long way home
Take the long way home
'Cause you're the joke of the neighborhood
Why should you care if you're feelin' good?
Well, take the long way home
Take the long way home
There are times that you feel you're part of the scenery
All the greenery is comin' down, boy
And then your wife seems to think you're part of the furniture
Oh, it's peculiar, she used to be so nice
When lonely days turn to lonely nights
You take a trip to the city lights
And take the long way home
Take the long way home
You never see what you want to see
Forever playing to the gallery
You take the long way home
Take the long way home
When you're up on the stage, it's so unbelievable
Oh, unforgettable, how they adore you
But then your wife seems to think you're losing your sanity
Oh, calamity, is there no way out?
Does it feel that your life's become a catastrophe?
Oh, it has to be, for you to grow, boy
When you look through the years and see what you could have been
Oh, what you might have been
If you would have more time
So when the day comes to settle down
Who's to blame if you're not around?
You took the long way home
You took the long way home
You took the long way home
You took the long way home
You took the long way home
You took the long way home
You took the long way home
You took the long way home
Long way home
Long way home
Long way home
Long way home
Long way home
Long way home
Long way home
Take the long way home
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLP0y-X4uYs&ab_channel=RogerHodgson
So, you think you're a Romeo
Playing a part in a picture show
Well, take the long way home
Take the long way home
'Cause you're the joke of the neighborhood
Why should you care if you're feelin' good?
Well, take the long way home
Take the long way home
There are times that you feel you're part of the scenery
All the greenery is comin' down, boy
And then your wife seems to think you're part of the furniture
Oh, it's peculiar, she used to be so nice
When lonely days turn to lonely nights
You take a trip to the city lights
And take the long way home
Take the long way home
You never see what you want to see
Forever playing to the gallery
You take the long way home
Take the long way home
When you're up on the stage, it's so unbelievable
Oh, unforgettable, how they adore you
But then your wife seems to think you're losing your sanity
Oh, calamity, is there no way out?
Does it feel that your life's become a catastrophe?
Oh, it has to be, for you to grow, boy
When you look through the years and see what you could have been
Oh, what you might have been
If you would have more time
So when the day comes to settle down
Who's to blame if you're not around?
You took the long way home
You took the long way home
You took the long way home
You took the long way home
You took the long way home
You took the long way home
You took the long way home
You took the long way home
Long way home
Long way home
Long way home
Long way home
Long way home
Long way home
Long way home
Encore de la musique de vieillards 😄
The Who
I can't see for miles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0iqg2UanEc
I know you've deceived me, now here's a surprise
I know that you have 'cause there's magic in my eyes
I can see for miles and miles and miles and miles and miles
Oh yeah
If you think that I don't know about the little tricks you've played
And never see you when deliberately you put things in my way
Well, here's a poke at you
You're gonna choke on it too
You're gonna lose that smile
Because all the while
I can see for miles and miles
I can see for miles and miles
I can see for miles and miles and miles and miles and miles
Oh yeah
You took advantage of my trust in you when I was so far away
I saw you holding lots of other guys and now you've got the nerve to say
That you still want me
Well, that's as may be
But you gotta stand trial
Because all the while
I can see for miles and miles
I can see for miles and miles
I can see for miles and miles and miles and miles and miles
Oh yeah
I know you've deceived me, now here's a surprise
I know that you have 'cause there's magic in my eyes
I can see for miles and miles and miles and miles and miles
Oh yeah
The Eiffel Tower and the Taj Mahal are mine to see on clear days
You thought that I would need a crystal ball to see right through the haze
Well, here's a poke at you
You're gonna choke on it too
You're gonna lose that smile
Because all the while
I can see for miles and miles
I can see for miles and miles
I can see for miles and miles and miles and miles and miles
And miles and miles and miles and miles
I can see for miles and miles
I can see for miles and miles
I can see for miles and miles
I can see for miles and miles
The Who
I can't see for miles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0iqg2UanEc
I know you've deceived me, now here's a surprise
I know that you have 'cause there's magic in my eyes
I can see for miles and miles and miles and miles and miles
Oh yeah
If you think that I don't know about the little tricks you've played
And never see you when deliberately you put things in my way
Well, here's a poke at you
You're gonna choke on it too
You're gonna lose that smile
Because all the while
I can see for miles and miles
I can see for miles and miles
I can see for miles and miles and miles and miles and miles
Oh yeah
You took advantage of my trust in you when I was so far away
I saw you holding lots of other guys and now you've got the nerve to say
That you still want me
Well, that's as may be
But you gotta stand trial
Because all the while
I can see for miles and miles
I can see for miles and miles
I can see for miles and miles and miles and miles and miles
Oh yeah
I know you've deceived me, now here's a surprise
I know that you have 'cause there's magic in my eyes
I can see for miles and miles and miles and miles and miles
Oh yeah
The Eiffel Tower and the Taj Mahal are mine to see on clear days
You thought that I would need a crystal ball to see right through the haze
Well, here's a poke at you
You're gonna choke on it too
You're gonna lose that smile
Because all the while
I can see for miles and miles
I can see for miles and miles
I can see for miles and miles and miles and miles and miles
And miles and miles and miles and miles
I can see for miles and miles
I can see for miles and miles
I can see for miles and miles
I can see for miles and miles
Ce matin je me suis levée en fredonnant cet air-là
Run, run, run de Lou Reed et Velvet underground ! Enjoy !😃 😃🎸 🎼 🎶
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHJY-r54LsQ&ab_channel=TheVelvetUnderground-Topic
Run Run Run
Teenage Mary said to Uncle Dave
"I sold my soul, must be saved
Gonna take a walk down to Union Square
You never know who you're gonna find there"
You gotta run, run, run, run, run, take a drag or two
Run, run, run, run, run, Gypsy death and you
Tell you whatcha do
Marguerita Passion, I had to get her fixed
She wasn't well, she was getting sick
Went to sell her soul, she wasn't high
Didn't know, thinks she could buy it
And she would run, run, run, run, run, take a drag or two
Run, run, run, run, run, Gypsy death and you
Tell you whatcha do
[Guitar Solo]
Seasick Sarah had a golden nose
Hobnail boots wrapped around her toes
When she turned blue, all the angels screamed
They didn't know, they couldn't make the scene
She had to run, run, run, run, run, take a drag or two
Run, run, run, run, run, Gypsy death and you
Tell you whatcha do
[Guitar Solo]
Beardless Harry, what a waste
Couldn't even get a small-town taste
Rode the trolleys down to 47th
Figured he was good to get himself to heaven
Because he had to run, run, run, run, run, take a drag or two
Run, run, run, run, run, Gypsy death and you
Tell you whatcha do
Written on the back of an envelope by front man Lou Reed while he and the band were on their way to a gig at the “Cafe Bizarre”.
Run, run, run de Lou Reed et Velvet underground ! Enjoy !😃 😃🎸 🎼 🎶
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHJY-r54LsQ&ab_channel=TheVelvetUnderground-Topic
Run Run Run
Teenage Mary said to Uncle Dave
"I sold my soul, must be saved
Gonna take a walk down to Union Square
You never know who you're gonna find there"
You gotta run, run, run, run, run, take a drag or two
Run, run, run, run, run, Gypsy death and you
Tell you whatcha do
Marguerita Passion, I had to get her fixed
She wasn't well, she was getting sick
Went to sell her soul, she wasn't high
Didn't know, thinks she could buy it
And she would run, run, run, run, run, take a drag or two
Run, run, run, run, run, Gypsy death and you
Tell you whatcha do
[Guitar Solo]
Seasick Sarah had a golden nose
Hobnail boots wrapped around her toes
When she turned blue, all the angels screamed
They didn't know, they couldn't make the scene
She had to run, run, run, run, run, take a drag or two
Run, run, run, run, run, Gypsy death and you
Tell you whatcha do
[Guitar Solo]
Beardless Harry, what a waste
Couldn't even get a small-town taste
Rode the trolleys down to 47th
Figured he was good to get himself to heaven
Because he had to run, run, run, run, run, take a drag or two
Run, run, run, run, run, Gypsy death and you
Tell you whatcha do
Written on the back of an envelope by front man Lou Reed while he and the band were on their way to a gig at the “Cafe Bizarre”.
The Cure en acoustique
A forest - The lovecats - Close to me - Lullaby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1sx_tPxAkE&ab_channel=YanivLevi
A FORREST
Come closer and see
See into the trees
Find the girl
While you can
Come closer and see
See into the dark
Just follow your eyes
Just follow your eyes
I hear her voice
Calling my name
The sound is deep
In the dark
I hear her voice
And start to run
Into the trees
Into the trees
Into the trees
Suddenly I stop
But I know it's too late
I'm lost in a forest
All alone
The girl was never there
It's always the same
I'm running towards nothing
Again and again and again and again...
LULLABY
On candy stripe legs the spiderman comes
Softly through the shadow of the evening sun
Stealing past the windows of the blissfully dead
Looking for the victim shivering in bed
Searching out fear in the gathering gloom and
Suddenly a movement in the corner of the room
And there is nothing I can do
When I realize with fright
That the spiderman is having me for dinner tonight
Quietly he laughs and shaking his head
Creeps closer now
Closer to the foot of the bed
And softer than shadow and quicker than flies
His arms are all around me and his tongue in my eyes
Be still be calm be quiet now my precious boy
Don't struggle like that or I will only love you more
For it's much too late to get away or turn on the light
The spiderman is having you for dinner tonight
And I feel like I'm being eaten
By a thousand million shivering furry holes
And I know that in the morning I will wake up
In the shivering cold
And the spiderman is always hungry
A forest - The lovecats - Close to me - Lullaby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1sx_tPxAkE&ab_channel=YanivLevi
A FORREST
Come closer and see
See into the trees
Find the girl
While you can
Come closer and see
See into the dark
Just follow your eyes
Just follow your eyes
I hear her voice
Calling my name
The sound is deep
In the dark
I hear her voice
And start to run
Into the trees
Into the trees
Into the trees
Suddenly I stop
But I know it's too late
I'm lost in a forest
All alone
The girl was never there
It's always the same
I'm running towards nothing
Again and again and again and again...
LULLABY
On candy stripe legs the spiderman comes
Softly through the shadow of the evening sun
Stealing past the windows of the blissfully dead
Looking for the victim shivering in bed
Searching out fear in the gathering gloom and
Suddenly a movement in the corner of the room
And there is nothing I can do
When I realize with fright
That the spiderman is having me for dinner tonight
Quietly he laughs and shaking his head
Creeps closer now
Closer to the foot of the bed
And softer than shadow and quicker than flies
His arms are all around me and his tongue in my eyes
Be still be calm be quiet now my precious boy
Don't struggle like that or I will only love you more
For it's much too late to get away or turn on the light
The spiderman is having you for dinner tonight
And I feel like I'm being eaten
By a thousand million shivering furry holes
And I know that in the morning I will wake up
In the shivering cold
And the spiderman is always hungry
(Après une visite à George Harrison)
On dirait un vieux lord du parlement, avec son palace et ses roses...Eh, ton père conduisait des bus, mec !
On dirait un vieux lord du parlement, avec son palace et ses roses...Eh, ton père conduisait des bus, mec !
(Lennon qui veut prouver à ses copains, qu'il est toujours connu. Il s'adresse à une serveuse) :
- Je suis qui ?
- Je ne sais pas monsieur, je suis désolée. Je viens d'arriver à Hamilton.
- Mais tu viens d'où ?
- Paris.
- (à ses copains) : Ah oui, mais ça compte pas, elle est française !!
- Je suis qui ?
- Je ne sais pas monsieur, je suis désolée. Je viens d'arriver à Hamilton.
- Mais tu viens d'où ?
- Paris.
- (à ses copains) : Ah oui, mais ça compte pas, elle est française !!
Ça faisait longtemps 😉 🎵🎶 🎸 ☔️
THE RAIN SONG
LED ZEP'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeDylD8dV7U&ab_channel=80thisvelvetglove
It is the springtime of my loving
The second season I am to know
You are the sunlight in my growing
So little warmth I've felt before
It isn't hard to feel me glowing
I watched the fire that grew so low, oh
It is the summer of my smiles
Flee from me, keepers of the gloom
Speak to me only with your eyes
It is to you, I give this tune
Ain't so hard to recognize, oh
These things are clear to all from time to time, ooh
Oh, oh
Oh
Talk, talk, talk, talk
Hey, I felt the coldness of my winter
I never thought it would ever go
I cursed the gloom that set upon us, 'pon us, 'pon us
But I know that I love you so
Oh, but I know
That I love you so
These are the seasons of emotion
And like the wind, they rise and fall
This is the wonder of devotion
I see the torch
We all must hold
This is the mystery of the quotient, quotient
Upon us all, upon us all, a little rain must fall
Just a little rain, oh, yeah
Oh, ooh, yeah-yeah-yeah
THE RAIN SONG
LED ZEP'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeDylD8dV7U&ab_channel=80thisvelvetglove
It is the springtime of my loving
The second season I am to know
You are the sunlight in my growing
So little warmth I've felt before
It isn't hard to feel me glowing
I watched the fire that grew so low, oh
It is the summer of my smiles
Flee from me, keepers of the gloom
Speak to me only with your eyes
It is to you, I give this tune
Ain't so hard to recognize, oh
These things are clear to all from time to time, ooh
Oh, oh
Oh
Talk, talk, talk, talk
Hey, I felt the coldness of my winter
I never thought it would ever go
I cursed the gloom that set upon us, 'pon us, 'pon us
But I know that I love you so
Oh, but I know
That I love you so
These are the seasons of emotion
And like the wind, they rise and fall
This is the wonder of devotion
I see the torch
We all must hold
This is the mystery of the quotient, quotient
Upon us all, upon us all, a little rain must fall
Just a little rain, oh, yeah
Oh, ooh, yeah-yeah-yeah
Sympa aussi, ton dernier album. Très chiant mais dans le bon sens du terme. Belle qualité d'ennui. Je l'ai pas lu, hein, mais comme j'ai presque lu les précédents...
1900
Sur 4 192 véhicules fabriqués aux USA, 1 575 sont électriques, 936 à essence et 1 681 à vapeur. Mais le déjà puissant lobby pétrolier va vite changer la donne.
Sur 4 192 véhicules fabriqués aux USA, 1 575 sont électriques, 936 à essence et 1 681 à vapeur. Mais le déjà puissant lobby pétrolier va vite changer la donne.
1914 - 1918
Ce premier grand suicide de l’humanité est aussi une catastrophe écologique. Plus de cent ans après, on récolte toujours sur les ex-champs de bataille des tonnes de munitions, dont certaines encore dangereuses. Les sols sont empoisonnés, et les nappes phréatiques sont irrémédiablement souillées.
Ce premier grand suicide de l’humanité est aussi une catastrophe écologique. Plus de cent ans après, on récolte toujours sur les ex-champs de bataille des tonnes de munitions, dont certaines encore dangereuses. Les sols sont empoisonnés, et les nappes phréatiques sont irrémédiablement souillées.
« On nous met tous dans l’avion du nucléaire et la piste d’atterrissage n’est pas construite. »
Ulrich Beck
Ulrich Beck
- C'est quoi cette odeur âcre?
- Les gaz d'échappement. Vous aviez oublié?
- Les gaz d'échappement. Vous aviez oublié?
Tout est bon dans l'Airplaine ✈️ 🛸 ⛵️ 🦃
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izuKKcJeve0&ab_channel=JeffersonJukebox
Jefferson Airplane Lyrics
"Feel So Good"
Baby mine
Feel so good
All the time
If you would
The girl knows how to love
Both night and day
She know how to feel so fine
All over in every way
Ain't no lie
If you go
I won't die
Sure won't grow
Sit 'round running numbers
Sit 'round with my friends
Wasting time now, watching the sky
Waiting for the story to end
Until she set me free
With her motion
Roll me 'round
Like the ocean
I can't wait to get some more
Of what the girl's got to give
Living without her's like loving a wall
And that ain't no way to live.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izuKKcJeve0&ab_channel=JeffersonJukebox
Jefferson Airplane Lyrics
"Feel So Good"
Baby mine
Feel so good
All the time
If you would
The girl knows how to love
Both night and day
She know how to feel so fine
All over in every way
Ain't no lie
If you go
I won't die
Sure won't grow
Sit 'round running numbers
Sit 'round with my friends
Wasting time now, watching the sky
Waiting for the story to end
Until she set me free
With her motion
Roll me 'round
Like the ocean
I can't wait to get some more
Of what the girl's got to give
Living without her's like loving a wall
And that ain't no way to live.
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