Hervé Bourhis

- Les esprits pensent que vous êtes des âmes sœurs, le Viking nain et toi.
- Vraiment ?
- Ils disent aussi qu'il est plus nigaud que toi mais ça peut marcher quand même.

[Les guerriers qu'Ingmar accompagne sont en train de piller un village et d'en violer et massacrer les habitants, au grand dam de notre héros]

Villageois à terre, blessé (crie en s'accrochant à Ingmar) : AAARGH, SAUVEZ-MOI !
Ingmar (chuchote en essayant de se dégager) : Non, je ne peux pas, je suis aussi un Viking.
Lâchez-moi, s'il-vous plaît.

Encore de la musique de vieillards 😄
The Who
I can't see for miles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0iqg2UanEc

I know you've deceived me, now here's a surprise
I know that you have 'cause there's magic in my eyes
I can see for miles and miles and miles and miles and miles
Oh yeah
If you think that I don't know about the little tricks you've played
And never see you when deliberately you put things in my way
Well, here's a poke at you
You're gonna choke on it too
You're gonna lose that smile
Because all the while
I can see for miles and miles
I can see for miles and miles
I can see for miles and miles and miles and miles and miles
Oh yeah
You took advantage of my trust in you when I was so far away
I saw you holding lots of other guys and now you've got the nerve to say
That you still want me
Well, that's as may be
But you gotta stand trial
Because all the while
I can see for miles and miles
I can see for miles and miles
I can see for miles and miles and miles and miles and miles
Oh yeah
I know you've deceived me, now here's a surprise
I know that you have 'cause there's magic in my eyes
I can see for miles and miles and miles and miles and miles
Oh yeah
The Eiffel Tower and the Taj Mahal are mine to see on clear days
You thought that I would need a crystal ball to see right through the haze
Well, here's a poke at you
You're gonna choke on it too
You're gonna lose that smile
Because all the while
I can see for miles and miles
I can see for miles and miles
I can see for miles and miles and miles and miles and miles
And miles and miles and miles and miles
I can see for miles and miles
I can see for miles and miles
I can see for miles and miles
I can see for miles and miles

Vous avez mon bras mais vous n'aurez jamais ma liberté de penser !

The Cure en acoustique
A forest - The lovecats - Close to me - Lullaby

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1sx_tPxAkE&ab_channel=YanivLevi

A FORREST
Come closer and see
See into the trees
Find the girl
While you can
Come closer and see
See into the dark
Just follow your eyes
Just follow your eyes
I hear her voice
Calling my name
The sound is deep
In the dark
I hear her voice
And start to run
Into the trees
Into the trees
Into the trees
Suddenly I stop
But I know it's too late
I'm lost in a forest
All alone
The girl was never there
It's always the same
I'm running towards nothing
Again and again and again and again...

LULLABY

On candy stripe legs the spiderman comes
Softly through the shadow of the evening sun
Stealing past the windows of the blissfully dead
Looking for the victim shivering in bed
Searching out fear in the gathering gloom and
Suddenly a movement in the corner of the room
And there is nothing I can do
When I realize with fright
That the spiderman is having me for dinner tonight
Quietly he laughs and shaking his head
Creeps closer now
Closer to the foot of the bed
And softer than shadow and quicker than flies
His arms are all around me and his tongue in my eyes
Be still be calm be quiet now my precious boy
Don't struggle like that or I will only love you more
For it's much too late to get away or turn on the light
The spiderman is having you for dinner tonight
And I feel like I'm being eaten
By a thousand million shivering furry holes
And I know that in the morning I will wake up
In the shivering cold
And the spiderman is always hungry

J'adore cette chanson
Mad World - Tears for Fear 😉 👀 🕶

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1ZvPSpLxCg&ab_channel=TearsForFearsVEVO

All around me are familiar faces
Worn out places, worn out faces
Bright and early for their daily races
Going nowhere, going nowhere
Their tears are filling up their glasses
No expression, no expression
Hide my head I want to drown my sorrow
No to morrow, no to morrow

And I find it kinda funny
I find it kinda sad
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had
I find it hard to tell you
I find it hard to take
When people run in circles
It's a very, very mad world mad world

Children waiting for the day they feel good
Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday
Made to feel the way that every child should
Sit and listen, sit and listen
Went to school and I was very nervous
No one knew me, no one knew me
Hello teacher tell me what's my lesson
Look right through me, look right through me

And I find it kinda funny
I find it kinda sad
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had
I find it hard to tell you
I find it hard to take
When people run in circles
It's a very, very mad world... world
Enlarging your world
Mad world

Pour Charlie Watts keep it rolling !

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtno1O7NIGQ&ab_channel=strthrrs

Little Queenie - Chuck Berry

I got lumps in my throat
When I saw her comin' down the aisle
I got the wiggles in my knees
When she looked at me and sweetly smiled
There she is again
Standin' over by the record machine
Looking like a model
On the cover of a magazine
She's too cute to be a minute over seventeen

Meanwhile I was thinkin'
If she's in the mood no need to break it
I got the chance and I oughta take it
If she can dance we can make it
C'mon queenie let's shake it

Go, go, go, little queenie
Go, go, go, little queenie
Go, go, go, little queenie

Tell me who's the queen
Standin' over by the record machine
Looking like a model
On the cover of a magazine
She's too cute to be a minute over seventeen

Meanwhile, I was still thinkin'
If it's a slow song, we'll omit it
If it's a rocker, then we'll get it
And if it's good, she'll admit it
C'mon queenie, let's get with it

Go, go, go, little queenie
Go, go, go, little queenie
Go, go, go, little queenie

Ma religion, c'est un truc inventé pour que les femmes restent à la maison et que les pauvres restent dociles.

Le politicien qui réussit le mieux est celui qui dit le plus souvent et de la voix la plus forte ce que tout le monde pense.

Encore Radiohead 🥰 🥰

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5h0qHwNrHk

Fake plastic trees

Her green plastic watering can
For her fake Chinese rubber plant
In the fake plastic earth
That she bought from a rubber man
In a town full of rubber plans
To get rid of itself

It wears her out
It wears her out
It wears her out
It wears her out

She lives with a broken man
A cracked polystyrene man
Who just crumbles and burns
He used to do surgery
For girls in the eighties
But gravity always wins

And it wears him out
It wears him out
It wears him out
It wears

She looks like the real thing
She tastes like the real thing
My fake plastic love

But I can't help the feeling
I could blow through the ceiling
If I just turn and run

And it wears me out
It wears me out
It wears me out
It wears me out
And if I could be who you wanted
If I could be who you wanted
All the time
All the time

Pictures of You
The Cure
I've been looking so long at these pictures of you
That I almost believe that they're real
I've been living so long with my pictures of you
That I almost believe that the pictures
Are all I can feel
Remembering you standing quiet in the rain
As I ran to your heart to be near
And we kissed as the sky fell in
Holding you close
How I always held close in your fear
Remembering you running soft through the night
You were bigger and brighter and wider than snow
And screamed at the make-believe
Screamed at the sky
And you finally found all your courage
To let it all go
Remembering you fallen into my arms
Crying for the death of your heart
You were stone white
So delicate
Lost in the cold
You were always so lost in the dark
Remembering you how you used to be
slow drowned
you were angels
so much more than everything
hold for the last time then slip away quietly
open my eyes
but I never see anything

if only i'd thought of the right words
i could have held on to your heart
if only i'd thought of the right words
i wouldn't be breaking apart

all my pictures of you

looking so long at these pictures of you
but i never hold on to your heart
looking so long for the words to be true
but always just breaking apart
my pictures of you

there was nothing in the world
that i ever wanted more
than to feel you deep in my heart
there was nothing in the world
that i ever wanted more
than to never feel the breaking apart
all my pictures of you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNBJ1rBAlN8

Las Vegas !
Riante bourgade de 8042 habitants qui ressemble encore un peu à une ville du Far-West, mais sous forme de casino géant sorti du désert...

- On se marie ? On peut se marier maintenant !
- Euh, non...
- On put aussi divorcer juste après.
- Alors à quoi bon ? Et puis le mariage, c'est bien pour le banquet qui suit, si c'est juste pour la cérémonie...

Ce matin je me suis levée en fredonnant cet air-là
Run, run, run de Lou Reed et Velvet underground ! Enjoy !😃 😃🎸 🎼 🎶
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHJY-r54LsQ&ab_channel=TheVelvetUnderground-Topic

Run Run Run

Teenage Mary said to Uncle Dave
"I sold my soul, must be saved
Gonna take a walk down to Union Square
You never know who you're gonna find there"

You gotta run, run, run, run, run, take a drag or two
Run, run, run, run, run, Gypsy death and you
Tell you whatcha do

Marguerita Passion, I had to get her fixed
She wasn't well, she was getting sick
Went to sell her soul, she wasn't high
Didn't know, thinks she could buy it

And she would run, run, run, run, run, take a drag or two
Run, run, run, run, run, Gypsy death and you
Tell you whatcha do

[Guitar Solo]

Seasick Sarah had a golden nose
Hobnail boots wrapped around her toes
When she turned blue, all the angels screamed
They didn't know, they couldn't make the scene

She had to run, run, run, run, run, take a drag or two
Run, run, run, run, run, Gypsy death and you
Tell you whatcha do

[Guitar Solo]

Beardless Harry, what a waste
Couldn't even get a small-town taste
Rode the trolleys down to 47th
Figured he was good to get himself to heaven

Because he had to run, run, run, run, run, take a drag or two
Run, run, run, run, run, Gypsy death and you
Tell you whatcha do

Written on the back of an envelope by front man Lou Reed while he and the band were on their way to a gig at the “Cafe Bizarre”.

Ça faisait longtemps 😉 🎵🎶 🎸 ☔️

THE RAIN SONG
LED ZEP'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeDylD8dV7U&ab_channel=80thisvelvetglove

It is the springtime of my loving
The second season I am to know
You are the sunlight in my growing
So little warmth I've felt before
It isn't hard to feel me glowing
I watched the fire that grew so low, oh
It is the summer of my smiles
Flee from me, keepers of the gloom
Speak to me only with your eyes
It is to you, I give this tune
Ain't so hard to recognize, oh
These things are clear to all from time to time, ooh
Oh, oh
Oh
Talk, talk, talk, talk
Hey, I felt the coldness of my winter
I never thought it would ever go
I cursed the gloom that set upon us, 'pon us, 'pon us
But I know that I love you so
Oh, but I know
That I love you so
These are the seasons of emotion
And like the wind, they rise and fall
This is the wonder of devotion
I see the torch
We all must hold
This is the mystery of the quotient, quotient
Upon us all, upon us all, a little rain must fall
Just a little rain, oh, yeah
Oh, ooh, yeah-yeah-yeah

Cela sera un blockbuster d'auteur, entre « Les Tuche » et « Citizen Kane ».

Cream — Crossroads ❤️


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HfkSzsyh1E&ab_channel=AntonioCuevas

I went down to the crossroads, fell down on my knees
Down to the crossroads fell down on my knees
Asked the Lord above for mercy, "Take me, if you please"

I went down to the crossroads tried to flag a ride
Down to the crossroads tried to flag a ride
Nobody seemed to know me, everybody passed me by

Well, I'm going down to Rosedale, take my rider by my side
Going down to Rosedale, take my rider by my side
We can still barrelhouse, baby, on the riverside

Going down to Rosedale, take my rider by my side
Going down to Rosedale, take my rider by my side
We can still barrel house, baby, on the riverside

__________________-

"Crossroads" est une chanson originale de Robert Johnson , écrite en 1936. C'est un morceau de blues, et l'adaptation la plus populaire est celle de Cream. C'était le premier single de leur disque Wheels of Fire en 1968 et comportait une vidéo en direct du morceau. Une partie du "Travelling Riverside Blues" de Johnson existe également dans la chanson.

L'intention lyrique a été débattue au fil des ans, certains disant que cela signifie vendre votre âme au diable, tandis que Samuel Charters, historien réputé du Blues, voit un angle racial, avec des références à la ségrégation raciale dans le deuxième couplet.

Clapton a utilisé le nom "Crossroads" à plusieurs reprises dans sa vie depuis cette sortie. Son album Greatest Hits s'intitulait Crossroads, et il a créé le Crossroads Guitar Festival en 2004, au profit de son Crossroads Center, une institution d'aide à la toxicomanie à Antigua.
(https://genius.com/Cream-crossroads-lyrics)

J'essaie la méthode Coué 🤪 🤣 😇 🥳 😎
Pharell Williams - Happy
Je sais, ce n'est pas du rock, et alors ?
Let's dance 🤠 👏 🕺🏼 😀 😄 😁

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6Sxv-sUYtM&ab_channel=iamOTHER

Une défaite honorable vaut mieux qu’une victoire honteuse.

Ce qu'on peut reprocher aux Français, c'est qu'ils ont la vie intérieure d'un teckel, avec l'idéal d'un teckel.

- Je suis Yann Kersolo, le meilleur guide oiselier de la contrée. Accessoirement je suis breton et fier de l'être. Epargnez moi les blagues à base de crêpes et de kouign amann, merci.
- Compris, donc guider les gens, c'est votre domaine?
- Votre dolmen, hihihi.