The Minced Mockingbird/5
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An illustrated pocket field guide that enables anyone to quickly identify psychotic, violent or mentally unstable bird species. We are only just discovering the reality of our avian adversaries, with their reptilian brains, their appetites for mayhem and the fact that they fly mostly to spite us. To ignore the information found within this volume may be at the peril of your very life.
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"I disembowel. It's what I do."
BIRD NOT PROUD OF IT, BUT IT DOES WHAT IT DOES - WHO AM I KIDDING, OF COURSE IT IS PROUD OF IT
"When I tell my prey I want them to open up to me, I usually mean with their feelings.
"But sometimes it all goes red for a moment.
"Eh, what are you going to do. It's instinct."
BIRD NOT PROUD OF IT, BUT IT DOES WHAT IT DOES - WHO AM I KIDDING, OF COURSE IT IS PROUD OF IT
"When I tell my prey I want them to open up to me, I usually mean with their feelings.
"But sometimes it all goes red for a moment.
"Eh, what are you going to do. It's instinct."
"I'd sell you to Satan for one corn chip."
BIRD LETS YOU NOW YOUR VALUE IN A TRADE, AND HE IS BEING MIGHTY GENEROUS
BIRD LETS YOU NOW YOUR VALUE IN A TRADE, AND HE IS BEING MIGHTY GENEROUS
"This is wonderful!"
"This is going to be fine!"
"I love this!"
was soon going to change my mind, however.
"This is going to be fine!"
"I love this!"
was soon going to change my mind, however.
The risk I took was calculated,
but man,
am I bad at math.
but man,
am I bad at math.
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