Barney's Dad was really bad so Barney hatched a plan
when his dad said "Eat your peas."
Barney shouted no and ran
Barney tricked his mean old dad and locked him in the cellar
Barney's Mom never found out where he'd gone,
Cause Barney didn't tell her.
There his dad spent his life eating mice and gruel
With every bite for fifty years
he was sorry he'd been cruel
Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice.
A day can really slip by when you're deliberately avoiding what you're supposed to do.
The best presents don't come in boxes.
I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
Calvin and Hobbes (The Web Series) Episode 1